I HATE YOU

my own version:

10 things I hate about you

I hate the way you talk to me,
and the way you want me to cut my hair.
I hate the way you want a hairclip in it,
I hate it when you want my eyebrows fixed.
I hate your inquiries on how my day, night and weekend was
and the way you want me to know your whereabouts.
I hate you so much it makes me sick,
it even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you're always right,
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh,
even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you're not around,
and the fact that you didn't call.
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you,
not even close
not even a little bit
not even at all.