BAD HAIR DAY

Had my hair trimmed.

I cant recall the last time i had it. All i knew is that it doesn't look good anymore with its ends splitting.

So off i went to the parlor, swarmed by gays in majority. Approached the counter, and the receptionist greeted me with a smile. "Ma'am, haircut po ba?" Just as i am about to answer YES, in split seconds she was able to shoot me her next question, "Ma'am, baka gusto nyo po mag pa relax, or rebond, bigyan ko po kayo 20% discount, okey sya sa hair nyo ma'am, straight na straight po....."

BIG EVIL GRIN.

"No thanks, just a haircut."

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